Remote Control Barometer

Once upon a time there was an amazing dragonfly. He had Fire in his mind and sailed over London by night in a stylized, streamlined, polished manner. One night he came upon a house of stone he found suitable for promotion, so he took it in his bug-clasps and tore it from the earth. With the house firmly grasped, the dragonfly translocated himself to an island of the coast of Spain that doesn't exist called America. Upon his arrival the natives greeted him with gifts of numbers and science with all the fixins. The only thing the dragonfly could think to do was to place the house upside-down in the river and proclaim himself God of upside down river houses. From that point on no one in america ever used bug spray for fear of incurring his wrath.